Steve helps Carl overcome his fear of heights, and we get some terrible news regarding Lieutenant Murtaugh’s dog Bloodfang.
Carl finds an expensive piece of jewelry while chasing an ice cream truck, and Urkel holds Laura’s new bae’s fate in his hands.
Eddie and Carl get into a fight over a screwdriver, and we flash back to a time when Carl had hair (Spoiler alert: it’s a big ol’ Afro)!
Carl takes Eddie ice fishing, and the two of them are immediately thrust into mortal danger. Also, Judy destroys a perfectly good penguin suit.
In a special bonus episode of Only Urkel Matters, Urkel gets cartooned!
Rachel has a hard time finding a Freddy Teddy for New Little Ritchie, and Urkel’s parents abandon him on Christmas.
Eddie gets hustled in a game of pool, so the Urkman bails him out. Also, Judy reads a book, or whatever. It doesn’t matter.
When Laura’s honor is insulted, Urkel challenges the school bully to a boxing match. Also, Carl wants his mother to be alone until she dies.
Harriette is once again worried that Carl might cheat on her, and Urkel gets a new bae.
Urkel gets goes a bit too far with his creepy courtship of Laura, so his parents send him away for two weeks. Don’t worry, your Urkel-shaped void will be filled by his visiting cousin.
Laura and Steve are held hostage during a bank robbery, but luckily Laura’s father has experience with hostage situations.(Nakatomi Plaza)
Eddie wants to be a rock star (again), and Urkel screws up a police investigation.
Eddie crashes a car into the Winslows’ living room, and Urkel takes the blame. Also, more Big Urk Energy!
Carl has a new rival at the station, and they settle their beef in a dance contest. Also, Urkel reads an encyclopedia.
Laura is forced to marry Urkel by an incompetent teacher, and Harriet gets hit in the face with a hockey puck.
Urkel thinks last week’s arson collusion has led to a romance between him and Rachel, and New Little Ritchie gets an undeserved amount of air time.
Laura and Urkel get a job at a restaurant and Steve promptly sets it on fire.
In this season one finale of “Only Urkel Matters,” Eddie and his buddies are making a rock video, and even Urkel thinks that Eddie’s ideas are terrible.
