When Laura’s honor is insulted, Urkel challenges the school bully to a boxing match. Also, Carl wants his mother to be alone until she dies.

Laura and Steve are held hostage during a bank robbery, but luckily Laura’s father has experience with hostage situations.(Nakatomi Plaza)

Eddie wants to be a rock star (again), and Urkel screws up a police investigation.

Carl has a new rival at the station, and they settle their beef in a dance contest. Also, Urkel reads an encyclopedia.

Laura is forced to marry Urkel by an incompetent teacher, and Harriet gets hit in the face with a hockey puck.

Urkel thinks last week’s arson collusion has led to a romance between him and Rachel, and New Little Ritchie gets an undeserved amount of air time.

Laura and Urkel get a job at a restaurant and Steve promptly sets it on fire.

In this season one finale of “Only Urkel Matters,” Eddie and his buddies are making a rock video, and even Urkel thinks that Eddie’s ideas are terrible.

It’s the men versus the women in a fiercely competitive game of bowling, and Jaleel White gets to flex his Urkel muscles HARD.

Urkel needs protection from a bully and Carl mistakenly looks to Rachel for help being funny.

Laura’s babysitting service could cost Carl a promotion, and Rachel has another creepy boyfriend.

Carl is bad at fixing things (again) and Eddie prostitutes his sister.

Eddie’s horrible white friend strikes again, and Carl hates his brother, but not really.

Eddie tries to climb the ranks of a very competitive supermarket, and Carl is so fat that he eats baby food.